It seems my car never had any luck since I bought it. I noticed another door ding on the passenger side door. I think it’ll be better for me to roll in a armored tank.

Concept of my new ride!

Pros:

• Careless people can open their doors next to me however they want it!
• Leave my iPod on the dashboard, wide open!
• Never have to worry about traffic again.
• Not able to street race, impact safe!
• Park anywhere I’d like, tow truck proof.

Cons:

• Need more money for gas/diesel.
• Bumpy ride.